Deep Emotion [ dearka x yzak ]

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Bl0ndieluv: Hay guys!
Zaftprincess: wot wot
Bl0ndieluv: Practicing your British accent again, baby?
Zaftprincess: mum made me. she sez i'll get farther in life or sumthing.
Bl0ndieluv: Hay, check out this link: http://www.omgwerezaft.com/ its c00l, isn't it? LOLOLOLOLOLOLlloll!!!11oneone Am I rite?!
Zaftprincess: lame
Greeneyesblueballs: lame
Weepinguke: It's not even a real website...
Zaftprincess: no shit. hello captain obvious.
Weepinguke: You don't need to be rude.
Zaftprincess: i wasn't.
Bl0ndieluv: w3 shud alL get 2gether and have a pARty.
Greeneyesblueballs: is there a reason why you're talking like that?
Bl0ndieluv: ...
Zaftprincess: he just wants attention.
Bl0ndieluv: OHNOES. u figgrd me out!
Weepinguke: My brain hurts from trying to read your speech, Dearka.
Bl0ndieluv: and MY brain hurts from trying to figure out how you topped Blueballs over there.
Greeneyesblueballs: HEY! There's nothing wrong with being bottom once in a while. Kira is a lot more aggressive than you give him credit for.
Bl0ndieluv: And that's exactly why his sn is "weepinguke" mmmhmm, I totally believe you.
Zaftprincess: it's a sham. he's a total uke. but he can't be more uke than me.
Weepinguke: I could prove to you my uke-ness!
Zaftprincess: bull.
Weepinguke: Come over and I'll show you "bull."
Zaftprincess: deal. gotta talk to mum first, tho. she said sumthing about having an "important" dinner tonight. dunno why and don't care. brb.
Bl0ndieluv: I can't believe this. Kira is gonna sexx MY boy and I won't even be there to watch!
Greeneyesblueballs: How do you think I feel!? Kira was supposed to come over tonight...
Weepinguke: I will, don't worry. :) I just need to put Yzak in his place. And who says I'll be sexxing him?
Bl0ndieluv: Oh please. Two, bitchy, pissed off, squeaking ukes in a room all alone together? What does that spell?
Greeneyesblueballs: A lot of squirming
Bl0ndieluv: Well, that too. But sex! Crazy uke sex. Aw man! I can't believe I'm gonna miss out on this! I mean, this is fapping material for the next month!
Weepinguke: Well I'm terribly sorry that you feel that way. I'm sure Yzak will let you know all about what happened, which will NOT be squirming uke sex! Besides, I need to keep myself fresh for Athrun.
Bl0ndieluv: Fresh? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Greeneyesblueballs: Shut up.
Bl0ndieluv: What, do ya make him floss before sex, too?
Weepinguke: ANYWAY!
Greeneyesblueballs: yzak is taking a long time asking his mom.
Bl0ndieluv: changing the subject are we?
Greeneyesblueballs: of course. What tipped you off?
Bl0ndieluv: Nice try. You can't hurt me with my own sarcasm, sweetcakes.
Zaftprincess: mum sez its fine if i come over, kira. i have to be back before midnight, tho.
Bl0ndieluv: or else your coach and horses will turn into a giant orange vegetable and mice!
Zaftprincess: no, because i'm sneaking out at midnight to see you.
Bl0ndieluv: seriously?
Zaftprincess: why wouldn't i be serious?
Bl0ndieluv: fucking sweet!
Zaftprincess: exactly.
Bl0ndieluv: oh man, I need to change my pants...
Weepinguke: TMI kthx
Zaftprincess: you're just jealous because I can make my boyfriend cream his shorts without even being there.
Weepinguke: You're implying that I can't?
Zaftprincess: well obviously.
Bl0ndieluv: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Greeneyesblueballs: you guys...
Weepinguke: Well I'm sorry to say that you're wrong
Zaftprincess: prove it then.
Greeneyesblueballs: uh...seriously you two, stop it...
Weepinguke: I don't think I should grace you with the privilege of witnessing that.
Zaftprincess: not like I haven't already...
Weepinguke: EXCUSE me?
Zaftprincess: is there a problem?
Greeneyesblueballs: Oh WOW its late! i gotta go.
Zaftprincess: what? not gonna tell your boy about us, Asu-baby?
Bl0ndieluv: *is rolling on the floor*
Greeneyesblueballs: No, because there is NOTHING to tell. i'm leaving now.
Weepinguke: Awww...Do you really have to leave? ;_;
Greeneyesblueballs: Well I...
Weepinguke: But I don't want you to go...
Greeneyesblueballs: ...
Weepinguke: Why don't you call me instead? :) And try to make sure you're ALONE this time, hmm?
Greeneyesblueballs: Oh god. Yes. I mean, okay. Right. I'll call ya in a sex. I mean sec!
**Greeneyesblueballs has left the chat**
Weepinguke: Mission accomplished. What time are you coming over, Yzak?
Zaftprincess: i'm almost impressed at your cum-inducing abilities. ALMOST. i'll be over in twenty.
Weepinguke: Great. That should be enough time.
Bl0ndieluv: Oh my God, you guys are hysterical.
Weepinguke: I try. Oh! That's Athrun! Gotta go! L8ter!
**Weepinguke has left the chat**
Zaftprincess: lame.
Bl0ndieluv: jealous, much? You want to have fone sex with me, don't you?
Zaftprincess: yes
Bl0ndieluv: Whoa. Okay then...so...
Zaftprincess: but I can't right now. getting ready to go to kira's and all.
Bl0ndieluv: cocktease...What exactly are you doing to get yourself ready?
Zaftprincess: taking a hot shower...
Bl0ndieluv: go on...
Zaftprincess: popping the top off of my...
Bl0ndieluv: your...
Zaftprincess: body wash...slathering it all over myself...i should smell nice for him at least, don't you agree?
Bl0ndieluv: Yes. Yes I do. Very much so. What else??????
Zaftprincess: well I figure since i smell nice i should LOOK nice, too. but since all my nice clothes are in the wash i think i'll go with those shorts...
Bl0ndieluv: shorts...what about them? Have I seen these?!
Zaftprincess: oh, they're just these little cut-offs that i accidentally cut too short. i hope he won't mind. my ass has a hard time staying inside the shorts and all. maybe he'll get lecherous thoughts about me?
Bl0ndieluv: ...*dies of nosebleed*
Zaftprincess: i also heard that gullible wasn't in the dictionary anymore.
Bl0ndieluv: ...fuck you
Zaftprincess: did i make you cream your shorts again?
Bl0ndieluv: I'm not dignifying that with an answer.
Zaftprincess: too bad, then. oh, i should go now. i can't be late. :)
Bl0ndieluv: yeah, yeah. I'm still pissed off that I can't watch the uke-fight.
Zaftprincess: maybe another time. and i'll be over to see you around midnight. BTW: i really do have those shorts.
**Zaftprincess has left the chat**
Bl0ndieluv: well goddamn.
**Bl0ndieluv has left the chat**